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1. Who is the GREATEST? In 81 swings ILL SHOW YOU!
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2. I have creepeled more men than polio
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3. He that says I cant is later consumed by Amazement
 description: some one saying you cant do something 		Rating Whiplash vote on saying
4. Who’s Braggin?
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5. I ALWAYS GO BALLS DEEP
 description: Slow-Pitch Softball / Baseball - have logo of a batter hitting a BOMB! 		Rating mterra vote on saying
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1. Who is the GREATEST? In 81 swings ILL SHOW YOU!
 		Rating Whiplash vote on saying
2. He that says I cant is later consumed by Amazement
 description: some one saying you cant do something 		Rating Whiplash vote on saying
3. I have creepeled more men than polio
 		Rating Whiplash vote on saying
4. When many are reduced to one, to wht is the one reduced to???
 		Rating maldoon vote on saying
5. life is a stage between two curtains
 description: we enter this life through one curtain (birth). we leave it through another
curtain (death) 		Rating davidmcgre
al		 vote on saying
6. Feel the presence of Greatness. I am here.
 		Rating moguy85 vote on saying
7. screw unto others as they have screwed unto you
 description: EDITED version. Missed a letter in my 1st submission. I hope it's not too
vulgar 4 this site. 		Rating lullaby357 vote on saying
8. screw unto others as they have crewed unto you
 description: a twisted play on the ol' "Do unto others" saying one of the many I've made
up over the years 		Rating lullaby357 vote on saying
9. first impressions are everything...so are you impressed yet??
 description: =] -HRH- 		Rating jusdoit22 vote on saying
10. "Smile if you thought of me last night"
 description: (usually the person hearing this does laugh or smile at how cheesy this
sounds) 		Rating scrhappy vote on saying
11. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
 description: When someone else is compensating for someone elses bad looks, not their
own. 		Rating brickhouse
32		 vote on saying
12. PING-A
 description: When you're the COCKIEST Cuban/Hispanic Golfer on your course. 		Rating Depadron vote on saying
13. You're so old, you witnessed the birth of the Amoeba
 		Rating LeeHoyle vote on saying
14. Hell has left the Building!
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15. Mr Destructible has arrived!
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16. Didn't I see your Mother at the Zoo; behind the Cage?
 description: Most people hate their their Mother-in-Law 		Rating LeeHoyle vote on saying
17. I might be dumb, but you are UGLY for the rest of your Life!!!
 		Rating LeeHoyle vote on saying
18. i was born to be wild.
 		Rating future-hal
l-of-famer
1		 vote on saying
19. if i cant hear you heartbeat your to far away
 description: women saying it to man 		Rating future-hal
l-of-famer
1		 vote on saying
20. my castle is my pants.behind the zipper is the king of kings.
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l-of-famer
1		 vote on saying
21. A rat smells worst then a pig
 		Rating a45mag vote on saying
22. Taste the back of my hand!
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23. F you C K
 		Rating a45mag vote on saying
24. The fish that opens it mouth gets caught!
 		Rating a45mag vote on saying
25. There's no I in team but there is an m and e (me)
 		Rating a45mag vote on saying
26. Can I use your cockulator
 		Rating a45mag vote on saying
27. I am stupidvisor not a supervisor
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28. Hi my name is dill pickle and I live on 2 olives street
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29. Hello T&A
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30. Screw you!
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