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| 31. |
Hi my name is dill pickle and I live on 2 olives street
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a45mag |

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| 32. |
Hello T&A
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a45mag |

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| 33. |
Screw you!
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a45mag |

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| 34. |
Ricockulous is one step above rediculous
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a45mag |

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| 35. |
Im 5'8" with a 12" Handicap
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a45mag |

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| 36. |
You have 18 years to be a kid and the rest of your life to be an adult. Enjoy it!
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a45mag |

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| 37. |
Im not cocky im just honest
description: to be used when someones calls you cocky.....made by me! yes i AM that smart |
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Killers16 |

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| 38. |
I'm a lesbian!!!
description: a man saying that to a woman |
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LeeHoyle |

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| 39. |
I've lost my Brain on a Highway to Nowhere!!!
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LeeHoyle |

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| 40. |
I was born famous
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Outlawss2 |

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| 41. |
Why practice when I'm already perfect?
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Outlawss2 |

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| 42. |
Tell your mom I said "Thanks for the fan mail"
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Outlawss2 |

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| 43. |
I'm a switch hitter, you swing from both sides.
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Outlawss2 |

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| 44. |
I'll affect your E.R.A (Early Retirement Age)
description: baseball, instead of Earned Run Average. |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 45. |
I have five tools, but I only use one.
description: cant decide which one I like. |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 46. |
I have five tools, but I only need one.
description: Forget the yes. |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 47. |
Yes, I have five tools, but I only need one.
description: Homerun Hitters, Gold Glovers, Speedsters, etc. |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 48. |
I'm the best thing since steroids.
description: baseball |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 49. |
I was recruited to take your spot.
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Outlawss2 |

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| 50. |
Who needs protein? I eat fastballs.
description: baseball |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 51. |
I eat fastballs for lunch.
description: baseball |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 52. |
I bust Aces.
description: Baseball |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 53. |
Scouts love me.
description: Baseball |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 54. |
Screw pride, I play for dough.
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Outlawss2 |

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| 55. |
Is there a mirror in here? I need a confidence boost.
description: weight lifting |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 56. |
I could beat you in church shoes.
description: basketball |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 57. |
Don't be upset, this is what I do.
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Outlawss2 |

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| 58. |
I'm your hero.
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Outlawss2 |

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| 59. |
Scoring is easy, go ask your girlfriend.
description: soccer, hockey, etc. |
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Outlawss2 |

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| 60. |
Defense wins championships, I win hardware.
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Outlawss2 |

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